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How can I pay for my order with Phoney Excuses?

We gladly accept Visa, MasterCard, and Discover credit cards. You can pay with a check card, debit card, or credit card as long as it displays a major credit card logo.

What if I do not have a credit card?

Purchase a Visa or American Express gift card. They are available at places like Wal-Mart, Target, CVS, or Walgreens, in convenient amounts such as $25, $50 or $100. You can use them to buy goods at any place that takes credit cards, including our website!

If you do use such a card, be sure to call the phone number on the back of the card, to submit a billing address for online purchases. This can be any address, including your home address. Our credit card processor requires the billing address on file with the card being used, so one will need to be registered, in order for your purchase to approve.

Do you accept checks, money orders, Western Union, MoneyGram, etc?

Sorry, but in order to keep our prices low, we only accept credit cards. Credit card payments process instantly. If you mailed us a money order or did a money transfer, we’ve have to schedule somebody to pick up payments. We currently do not have a department that handles those requests.

Do you accept PayPal?

PayPal has decided not to allow PayPal payments for novelty goods. This includes things such as fake watches, shirts, handbags and yes, phony excuses too. We have also experienced customers in the past who have had their PayPal accounts banned for buying novelty goods, even from our site! Be aware of any fake dr note website that offers PayPal! It’s a security risk for either party.