This TERMS AND CONDITIONS OF USE AGREEMENT (“Agreement”) is an agreement between Phoney Excuses (“Company”) and PhoneyExcuses.com (collectively, our “Website”) and the party set forth (“Customer” or “you”) incorporated herein by this reference (together with any subsequent order forms submitted by Customer, the “Order”) and applies to the purchase of all services ordered by Customer (collectively, the “Services”) and all products ordered by the Customer (collectively, the “Products”). The parties understand, acknowledge and agree that this is an online agreement which is being entered into in conjunction with the Order.
The Terms & Conditions posted on this page are required to fully understand if you choose to make a purchase using our site (PhoneyExcuses.com). This policy acts as protection for both PhoneyExcuses.com and its customers, to prevent any misunderstandings. PhoneyExcuses.com’ services may only be used for lawful purposes. PhoneyExcuses.com provides services to adults engaged in legal activities.
The products of PhoneyExcuses.com cannot be used for any illegal purpose. By using a product produced at PhoneyExcuses.com you assume complete responsibility for any actions you take with it.
If it is discovered that a customer is using the products of PhoneyExcuses.com for an illegal purpose, the customer will be denied further access to our companies services and products.
If the management of PhoneyExcuses.com observes any criminally suspicious activities, these activities will be immediately reported to the proper authorities.
PhoneyExcuses.com will not be held liable if a product, form, or service doesn’t serve its desired purpose. No warranty for reaching the objective can be given. The client acts on own risk.
PhoneyExcuses.com carries out its products and services using the information received from the client. Any reliance upon any product or service shall be at client’s sole risk. PhoneyExcuses.com reserves the right, in its sole discretion and without any obligation, to change any portion of any product or service in order to make improvements or correct any errors or omissions.
PhoneyExcuses.com will not be held liable for the quality of the product or service, nor for any losses or circumstances arising from lack of service continuity. No liability can be accepted for the accuracy of the analysis, or the use, or misuse, of the information provided.
PhoneyExcuses.com is not responsible for payment processing problems, server errors, and other circumstances beyond our control. After the customer purchases our products, you will get a link to download a watermark-free copy of your note in pdf. Our system will not save a copy of your note. You must print your note off at the time of purchase or save a copy of your note (the pdf) to your computer.
PhoneyExcuses.com will not offer a refund – under any circumstances! This includes issue with the quality or content of their products! No refunds are given for any reason including bad grammar and poor alignment of our novelty forms. Our forms are 100% adjustable and so, the final presentation is in complete control of the buyer themselves and therefore. Any issues with obtaining or downloading products from PhoneyExcuses.com that you paid for – must be addressed with customer support – and backed with documented proof that proves you could not download your product. This includes a screenshot showing error messages, etc. Otherwise, we are to assume that you paid for and received your document. This is to prevent visitors from abusing our service, in an attempt to gain free products.
You agree not to use our services to propagate any unlawful, threatening, abusive, libelous, defamatory, obscene, offensive, indecent, pornographic, profane, or otherwise objectionable information of any kind, including without limitation any endorsement constituting or encouraging conduct that would constitute a criminal offense, give rise to civil liability, or otherwise violate any local, state, federal or international law, including without limitation the U.S. export control laws and regulations, and laws protecting intellectual property including copyright, trademark, trade secret, misappropriation and anti-dilution laws. You agree to indemnify, defend, and hold harmless PhoneyExcuses.com, Phoney Excuses and its employees from any and all legal action, liability, penalties, losses, damages, costs, expenses, attorneys’ fees, causes of action or claims caused by or resulting indirectly from your use of our products and services which damages either you, PhoneyExcuses.com, or any other party or parties without limitation or exception. This indemnification and hold harmless agreement extends to all issues associated with your account or requested products and services.
PhoneyExcuses.com makes no warranties or representations of any kind for the services being offered, including warranties of merchantability or fitness for any purpose. You agree not to hold PhoneyExcuses.com or Phoney Excuses responsible for any loss you suffer as a result of using our products and services, including but no limited to loss resulting from service delays and incomplete or interrupted products and services, regardless of cause.
PhoneyExcuses.com reserves the right to cancel your order for any reason and at any time. You agree that we have the right to fully cooperate in any legal investigation regarding any aspect of our products and services, including products and services sold to you. You agree that the terms and conditions of this contract extend to any party you give access to your products you purchased from PhoneyExcuses.com and you are ultimately responsible for the results and actions of such parties. You agree to supply a current and truthful name, postal address, and telephone number for our records. You also confirm that you are an authorized user of any credit card that you supply to us, and that you are 18 years of age or older. This contract supersedes any written, electronic, or oral communication you may have had with PhoneyExcuses.com or any representative thereof.
THE SERVICE IS PROVIDED BY PhoneyExcuses.com ON AN ‘AS IS’ BASIS, AND PhoneyExcuses.com EXPRESSLY DISCLAIMS ANY AND ALL WARRANTIES, EXPRESSED OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING WITHOUT LIMITATION WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY AND FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, WITH RESPECT TO THE SERVICE OR ANY MATERIALS AND PRODUCTS. IN NO EVENT SHALL PhoneyExcuses.com BE LIABLE FOR ANY DIRECT, INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, PUNITIVE, OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES OF ANY KIND WHATSOEVER WITH RESPECT TO THE SERVICE, THE MATERIALS AND THE PRODUCTS.