All products and services provided by PhoneyExcuses.com are novelty items. All Novelty sick note products provided by phoneyexcuses.com are neither copies nor attempts to pass off official medical forms or any other government form from any country.
We do not sell and never have sold to the US mainland, its outlying islands, dependencies, colonies, and military stations.
Fake sick notes/ Novelty sick notes is used as a generic term on the phoneyexcuses.com site and has no implicit meaning.
Much of the content on this site is for search engine purposes only, and any implication of misuse of products sold is unintentional.
The customer will accept full responsibility for their actions which involves the use of our products.
You (the Customer) accepts that you are not in the employment of, or have not been previously employed by, or is not associated with any form of law enforcement agency (Police, FBI, Courts, Law Offices) or any media institution.
All items, including web pages, mailed notes & stationery, and downloadable stationary (“Doctor Notes”) are copyright of PhoenyExcuses.com 2008. All rights reserved. These include all the images that have been used throughout the site and the literary content as well.
You (the customer) accept full responsibility for any legal issues that might occur with regard to the laws and statutes of your country, due to importation and use of item produced by or bought from our website.
Any item sold or issued by us are not authentic doctor’s notes, or other document from any hospital, clinic or government institution. They are only to be used as novelty items for gags gifts, theatrical productions, video productions etc. The use of these items for any other purpose is strongly condemned by us.
We emphasize clearly that we are not affiliated to with any doctor, GP, physician, surgeon, hospital, clinic, or governmental association. We are an independent third party organization.
We do not provide any warranties of merchantability for a particular purpose or non-infringement and will not take responsibility for any damages or losses suffered by the bearer.
I (the customer) understand and accept that all documents created by or purchased from this organization are only to be used as novelty items. If in any case documents purchased by myself are used in any fraudulent manner, I will take sole responsibility for my actions.
The terms and conditions mentioned above are legally binding in a court of law and by placing an order with PhoneyExcuses.com you are agreeing to abide by them. We strictly prohibit the use of our products in any illegal activities.
We advise you to check with federal, state and local laws before placing an order and to place an order only if you have understood the terms and conditions and agree to abide by them.