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Question: How long have you been in business?

We launched PhoneyExcuses.com in August of 2007. We were featured on a Seattle news program in November of 2007, only a few months after we started! Even though we have since updated our website with a fresh new look making the buying process more user friendly, the same great notes that made us a runaway hit are still here.

Question: Are your notes really free?

Yes, they are. We offer you the ability to make a free fake dr note using our website ordering form. The final note will be available to download with a watermark. To remove the watermark, simply upgrade to a premium fake dr note which removes the watermark for only $14.95. This is a one-time fee as we are not a subscription service.

Question: Why is your premium fake dr note so expensive?

First of all, we do run specially pricing a lot so please check with us. Secondly, there are a lot of fake doctor note websites that sell a package of 20+ Microsoft Word templates that look and feel terrible! PhoneyExcuses.com does not sell templates. What we have is a generated fake doctors note that not only works but has been proven to; something the other “sites” can’t claim!

The fact is, when we were approached by a Seattle news network in 2007, we knew their report could either make our website a big hit or sink us! Having confidence in our own forms, we allowed them to be put to the test. As the report shows, our forms work and there is no denying that! Other fake doctors note websites were asked by the same news network to be in the segment but they were scared because they knew their forms were not good enough to trick people. Our forms are the best because they have been tested and researched well. With that, you may pay a slighly higher price but the quality is unmatched with other suppliers! So, yes you can pay $25 for one form that REALLY works or $20 for 20 forms that don’t do you any good. The decision is yours.

Question: Can I see what the fake doctors note will look like?

Absolutely! Unlike some sites we don’t hide our notes because we know they are the best fake doctor notes. Simply go to our fake doctors note page and fill in your information. The site will instantly provide you with a fake doctors note that you can print off and use. Our fake doctors note for free is watermarked “PhoneyExcuses.com” but a non-watermark version is available for a reasonable fee! Simply add the doctors note to your cart and purchase it. Once your payment processes, the same form without our “PhoneyExcuses.com” watermark will be available for instant download and use.

Question: What size is the fake doctors note?

All of our doctor notes are the same size as a doctor’s legal pad! This is the same size as an actual doctors note. The system will provide you with four copies, with lines to cut, giving you four fake doctors note to use!

Question: Can you guarantee me my doctors note will trick people?

Unfortunately not. When trying to fool somebody, there are plenty of factors involved that we can’t assist you with such as how you dress, how confident you look, etc. For this reason, we can’t promise you anything. I mean, think about it, if you show up looking nervous and somebody has their doubts, if that our fault? No. Still the fact remains, our fake doctor have been tested with great success, as you can read about on our “Proven to Work” page. We feel that article speaks for itself.

Question: Do you offer a money back guarantee?

No. We allow you to preview the fake doctors note before purchasing it. You can see what you made and decided to upgrade to a non-watermark version for a small fee. There are no refunds under any circumstance and you agree to this when buying from us. All sales are final once paid. We understand that some fake dr note sites do allow you to get refunds, but they also do not allow you to preview their notes before purchasing. If you have any questions or concerns, feel free to contact us, before buying, and we will assist you further.

Question: Is this product legal?

Yes, it is 100% legal to create a fake doctors note. What you may wish to do with the note, may not be, but Phoney Excuses bares no responsibility for your actions going forward. We simply provide you with the platform to produce such a document.

This is also covered in our product disclaimer here.

Question: What do I need to create and/or print my fake doctors note?

Nothing special. The final document is four fake doctors note that total 8.5×11, so any basic everyday printer capable of printing letter sized documents will work.

Here we walk you through the buying process in greater detail.